Tag Archives: e3 2013

News: Ouya’s in the Parking Lot, Call the 5-0!

I really, really wish this was a joke.

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In another baffling display of juvenile butt-hurt, the Entertainment Software Association (such morally upstanding persons as they supported SOPA until it crashed and burned), has continued its rivalry with the developers of the Ouya. For those not in the know, the Ouya was barred from E3 for undisclosed conflicts between its developers and the ESA. In response, Ouya set up its own display in the parking lot, and invited anyone with a heartbeat to visit it and examine their hardware- no canned applause or press pass required. Seeing this, the ESA responded by renting space in front of them and filled it with semi trucks, attempting to block them from view. In turn, Ouya rented the space in front of those trucks, and filled it with ads. Yesterday, the LAPD showed up at the E3 convention and began checking the Ouya display’s permits. Satisfied no wrongdoing had occurred, the police went back to doing their jobs. 

 

Now, ridiculousness of this situation aside, I have a real problem with the ESA calling the cops. The police aren’t there to arbitrate pissing matches between two companies. Police time is better used doing things like ‘protecting’ and ‘serving’, and dealing with actual disputes and crimes. 

 

Source: IGN

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Screen-Shaped E3: Ubisoft

Nick: Hey everyone, I’m Nick. I’m parking it early and waiting for Ubisoft. Making some quick commentary on the first looks we have on The Bureau and Beyond: Two Souls.

Nick: The Bureau actually looks interesting. Real-time tactical third-person shooter action with a heavy focus on tactics, a definitive X-COM look, and interesting powers, I’m hopeful for this one.

Nick: Oh man, Beyond: Two Souls takes all the promise of non-combat and interesting story line and throws it away with third-person cover shooter combat. And its coming from Quantic Dream, so its going to be even WORSE. Continue reading

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Screen-Shaped E3: EA

Chris: You cannot fathom the dread I have going into this press conference. YOU ARE NOT PREPARED.

Chris: YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!

Nick: I am always prepared. My body is ready. Continue reading

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Screen-Shaped E3: Microsoft

Scott: Hello all! Scott here, Co-Founder of Screen-Shaped Eyes.

Chris: Hello everyone, I’m Chris Matyskiel, senior editor. I’m betting this will be ugly.

Nick: Hey everybody, this is Nick Nguyen, podcast person. Its 9 am, I can’t think of a better title. My body is ready for the abuse that will be Microsoft E3. Commenting on an unseen moment, Microsoft has delayed their press conference by 30 more minutes. Perhaps someone finally told them that they did not, in fact, knock it out of the park at the hardware announcement. Continue reading

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