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Opinion: Why Your Ending Sucks

Your ending sucks.

It’s kind of the universal complaint that accompanies most of the biggest games that have come out in the last couple of years. Human Revolution‘s ending was bland, Mass Effect 3‘s was a warcrime thematically, tonally, and structurally. Regardless, most of the endings I’ve seen in the last few years to games have been underwhelming to utterly grotesque. The exceptions  stand out for simple reasons that most people haven’t thought about.

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Fair warning, spoilers ahoy. If you haven’t beaten Deus Ex:Human Revolution, Mass Effect 2 or 3, you’ve been warned.

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Screen-Shaped Podcast: Dat Carapace

Welcome boys and girls, one and all, to the very first episode of the Screen-Shaped Podcast!

Queen of Blades

Chris, Scott, Callum, and Nick band together to talk about:

  • Insect-Based Fetishism!
  • Child Trafficking!
  • Not Time-Travel!
  • Metacritic!
  • DRM!
  • Not Space-Squids!

And much more!

Please be warned, however, that there are major spoilers for Bioshock Infinite, among other games.

Intro/Outro Credit: Tank!

Written By: Yoko Konno

Performed By: The Seatbelts

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Conpulsion 2013: Die-Shaped Eyes

There’s a storm a-brewin’. A cacophony of dice and stats and fiends is descending upon Edinburgh in just a few days, when Conpulsion 2013 opens.

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From April 12th to April 14th, Conpulsion will be taking place in Teviot House and we’re going to be there, covering the event. “But what is it?”, you cry at your monitor, forgetting for an instant that the harsh reality of the internet is that I can’t hear you. Conpulsion is a tabletop gaming and gaming culture convention, full of wonderful talks, games being run by experienced GMs and stalls full of home-made chainmail(!). The full programme is available here.

Most importantly, the event’s aim is to raise money for Waverley Care. Waverley Care is a charity that, if I may quote:

“provides care and support to people in Scotland living with HIV or Hepatitis C. [They] have project bases in Edinburgh, Glasgow, and Inverness and work across eight health board areas. [Their] purpose is to make a significant and meaningful difference to the lives of people living with these long-term conditions to enable them to  participate as fully as possible in the social, economic and civic life of their communities.”

The ticket prices are £10 per day or £15 for the weekend pass and the money raised here, as well as with the restaurants and cafes associated with the event, goes towards this worth cause.

So, if you happen to bump into us, come say hi!

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Dead Space 3: Where It All Went Wrong

I feel like I would warn everybody, spoilers will abound for Dead Space and Dead Space 2 in this article and there’s also a bit of a NSFW warning to the trailers in this article as well. That said, looking at the screens, it’s hard to see how Dead Space 3 is connected at all to the rest of the series. Gone is the isolation, the madness, the claustrophobia that made the series enjoyable in the first place. Instead we have wide open spaces and a snarky, generic space marine companion. How did it come to this? Continue reading

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Blood in the Boardroom: How Executives Are Ruining Their Own Games

We’ve all seen it- the general reduction of games to a homogeneous pulp, driven by ‘what the next big thing is’. Many shooters are now grey-brown warfighters, despite most of those games turning into flops, most recently the latest entry in the Medal of Honor series. Other games with more niche markets are being moved towards a mainstream presentation. While there are a few exceptions, many games come with mandatory multiplayer; not because it makes the game any better, but because some suit in marketing thinks that it is required to be successful  That seems to be exactly the problem- creative control and direction has moved from the creative part of the industry to a boardroom of people incredibly remote from gaming, gamer culture, and even the nature of their products. Executives will be executives, I suppose.

The first major problem is that game production is now feature driven, not quality driven. There is a general failure to realize that the Call of Duty and Halo franchises are successful and have such large market shares because they’re games that are fun to play, not because they have a large multiplayer aspect. In fact, mandatory multiplayer has measurably worsened games such as Spec Ops: The Line and Dead Space 2. The development of those two games was set back, money wasted on multiplayer for the sake of having it in the game. In both of those cases, perfectly good games had horrible multiplayer forcibly inserted into the product just to have it there. In fact, the lead designer of Spec Ops: The Line described the multiplayer of his own game as a ‘cancerous growth‘ forced onto the disc by their publisher. There seems to be some sort of notion that players want features, not a quality game in the boardrooms of most major publishers. While I appreciate good multiplayer as much as anyone else, it simply isn’t necessary in most games. Multiplayer isn’t the only feature forced into games because a suit from marketing says so- it’s simply the most obvious, and the most common example. Like in Dead Space 2, it’s clear to see when it’s another tick in the box as compared to something there to improve the game experience.

We all remember how well this turned out, don’t we?

Technology continues to advance, and graphics are getting better and better, it cannot be disputed. However, developers are alienating growing sections of the market by mindlessly pursuing ‘better graphics’ as a selling point. The state of the economy worldwide means that not everyone has the capability to afford a liquid-cooled, borderline sentient machine to run the latest games…which they largely can’t afford at sixty dollars a pop. As it is, gamers must pick and choose which titles they can afford at all as companies slowly price themselves out of the market in a way reminiscent of movie theaters. Sales going down does not mean that prices should be raised- in fact, the opposite should occur. However, a new game on release week remain sixty dollars give or take, with Collector’s Editions often costing over a hundred dollars. Regardless, all of these graphical advancements are borderline moot: a console can only give out a certain level of performance, and the number of people who can fully exploit a game’s potential is dwindling. Almost all of the money spent rendering graphics bleeding edge is essentially wasted- doubly so if the game isn’t all that fun to begin with. All that money could have been spent improving the game itself, or lowering the price point so that gamers could afford to give companies their money. The icing on the cake is that a large portion of sales are online, via services such as Steam or Origin- a game purchased there often costs the same as a physical copy.

These problems aren’t just effecting the end users- many game companies are posting losses. THQ barely avoided bankruptcy, and EA posted a loss of 381 million dollars for Q2 of this year alone. They also predicted further losses after the latest Medal of Honor failed to sell, and they aren’t alone. Zynga has had to slash jobs, and Sony’s game division posted a staggering 198 million dollar loss for the same period, which is less than the other horrible losses the company has suffered this year. Failure to adapt to a new business model- one that includes more variety in releases, lower budgets, and lower prices for games- is costing jobs and profits. There are profits in more niche games, if a developer doesn’t sink an enormous budget into trying to make it appeal to everyone. A niche game, like any other, will sell based on its merits and quality, and not on what is popular at a given moment. Dead Space, as an example, didn’t sell based on appealing to mainstream gamers, but instead a core audience of horror enthusiasts. It was successful enough to warrant a sequel, without losing a large portion of that audience. However, seeing the promotional material for Dead Space 3, it looks (and seems to play) nothing like the first two in the series. Instead of claustrophobic, isolated horror, the game seems to be a co-op version of Lost Planet with necromorphs. There is no longer the claustrophobia of being in dimly-lit areas in space, a missed shot away from a hull breach- the outdoor ice-planet vistas make that clear. There is no longer the feeling of almost total isolation and pressure- the game has a mandatory co-op element. Essentially, the game has lost the greater part of their original audience by trying to appeal to a ‘broader audience’.

One of these things is not like the other.

Most people don’t want game companies to fail. They want them to succeed  to be able to make great games for players to enjoy- and if they succeed, they should theoretically go on making other great games. For that to happen, either executives need to leave creative and gameplay aspects alone, or become educated about them- or game companies will continue to sink.

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